"Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. I’ll choke you with the same hand I fed you with."

Anonymous (via palmist)

(Source: levi-has-the-booty, via acid-washed-thoughts)

cliffical:

imagine if your boobs got smaller every time you told a lie

(via acid-washed-thoughts)

  • me: [gently touches the sleeping cat]
  • cat: [makes a tiny cat noise]
  • me: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooooooooooooo ohh noo ohhhhh nooooooo oh no oh nooooo oh my god oh noooo